March 2012
derizzy:
604reslavaa:
itumbleepic:
kardassian:
literally exactly how i would react
I really don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Like what the actual….fuck?
Stupid bitch.
you a stupid hoe
LOL if my mom brought me a car, to school, on my birthday, or any other day of my life. I would probably faint. spoiled little girls these days :p i blame the parents.
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Sophia Grace: I'M SOPHIA GRACE. I'M ONLY 8 YEARS OLD. I'VE GOT A HOT GIRL ROSIE, 5 YEARS OLD. WE'RE GOING TO THE TOP OF HOLLYWOOD AND THAT'S OFFICIAL BUT DAD'S IN THE CROWD CRYING, HERE'S A TISSUE. YEAH, AND IT DON'T STOP. WE'RE FLYING FROM THE UK TO THE US NON-STOP. FLYING FIRST CLASS, LIKE A PRINCESS SHOULD I'MMA SIPPIN ON THIS CHERRY AND IT TASTE GOOD. NICKI IS A PRINCESS. ELLEN IS THE QUEEN. PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER THAT'S A HOLLYWOOD DREAM. YEAH IT DON'T STOP, AND IT DON'T STOP. SOPHIA GRACE AND ROSIE RISING TO THE TOP.
Rosie:
February 2012